Bacon helps you sleep
Believe it or not, Bacon helps you sleep. This sizzling revelation is sure to be news to many but recent feedback reveals sweet dreams really are made of Bacon.
As well as acting as an unlikely sleep aid, Bacon is proving highly effective in lulling those seeking serenity into a state of sheer Bacony bliss. According to fans of this unconventional bedtime routine, Bacon’s sleep-inducing secret is all about the way it sounds, with many satisfied listeners asserting that snuggling up with a bit of Bacon induces a wonderful sense of calm.
But insomniacs need not reach for the frying pan because the Bacon in question is actually Hollywood legend Kevin Bacon, who narrates The Dream Boat, Calm’s most smolderlicious Sleep Story to date.
This supremely soporific, tongue-in-cheek tale takes listeners on a surreal voyage of discovery across the Sea of Dreams, aboard a dream boat with a dream boat... Captain Dream Boat Cooper to be precise. Cooper is a protagonist many might be tempted to call a hunk, although any similarities to Bacon (the multi award-winning actor, not the salt cured pork) are purely coincidental.
Whereas the Captain is a bit of a swooner, the Sleep Story’s titular Dream Boat is more of a schooner; a ship of wondrous qualities, sailing serenely through the slumbering dreamscapes of the sleeping world, and transforming in the droop of an eye into anything you can dream up.
This captivating concept gives rise to countless high seas scenarios, many of which you are unlikely to ever hear as you’ll probably be asleep. Rest assured, the story details the good Captain’s search for a Dream Mate as he journeys through far-fetched places such as the Borough of Butterflies and First Date Fjords.
Throw Kevin Bacon’s masterful narration and reassuringly smooth delivery into this ocean of audio ambrosia and you’re left with an irresistible recipe for deep and restful sleep.
Experience Captain Dream Boat on Calm now. It might just save your bacon... at bedtime and beyond.
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